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If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.
If a liberal Doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look Good.
If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as Victims in need of government handouts and protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his Situation.
A liberal wants the government to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced. (unless it’s Muslim)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that
provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.
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